BEYOND FILTERS.

Relationships and  sex is a hard topic to handle.   Societal prejudice and ignorance reckon it taboo. Especially for a single guy.  But wait,  coaches don’t play.  Grab a seat a bottle and read the technical instructions,  from the gaffer.

Besides filters and instagram stories what more do you have to offer in a relationship. Modern day relationships have been twisted and orchestrated to fit social media. It is now an affair between two people,  plus the world. All in the name of love. But really it is just for the likes and instafame.

 

Most online relationships are a show-off.  A bargaining chip for acceptance into societal bliss of being happy and being content. In most cases,  many are cases of attention seeking,  desperate , insecurity bimbos who just flaunt fake love to get us jealous.

What else can you offer besides posting your partner with silly hashtags such as #mcm,#mce, # wcw,   #baegoals.  Feeding the internet with such things only serves to expose your ignorance and (lack of)  wit.  Your after sex pictures are an exposé of your lack of manners,  to say the least.

Are you there spiritually,  morally,  emotionally or even financially? Taking up these obligations would do your relationship better than building an instagram or facebook  post.  No online appraise can put a smile on your partner’s face than being there.

Ever wondered what happens to people who were once all lovey-dovey on social media then all of a sudden it all disappeared?Dang!   They broke up ! Now imagine the shame of netizens going ham on you about your relationship -you made it their business after all.  All of a sudden you turn into a motivational speaker and start preaching how men are dogs and how women are hoes (shit i disagree with and story for another day) .

 

Focusing on budding your relationship would be more satisfying to both of you than an instagram story of #yourgoalsaremytbt.  Adding filters to your selfies cuddling is not going to build a relationship.  We will watch your whatsapp status or instagram story and 24 hours later,  it will disappear -from our brains and phones too.  If s/he makes you smile emotionally , spiritually and morally you’ll long for more of that person.

Do not chase 24 hours of fake love.  Chase 24 anniversaries together.  And more.  Do not fall for the trap if all he/ she does is post it up on the gram every moment you are in close proximity. And he/ she disappears when you need them the most.

See you on the other side of bliss.

Rant and love in the comment section.

 

 

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LET’S LAUGH ALL THE WAY INTO EACH OTHER’S HEARTS.

It been a really looong time since a blogpost came your way.  Ups and downs been keeping me at bay but now, babes I gatchu.  Till death do us part.

Something been bothering me in the last few days.  And where better to spill the beans than with you,  my favourites?

How do people who do not find humour sexy survive a relationship?  People who sulk up at jokes and anything funny.  You ever made jokes to someone you are interested in and they reply with a sulky face with ‘i dont like people who joke ‘.

How am I even supposed to live with you if we cannot have a light moment?  And see your teeth. And hear your funny laughter ? And tickle the clothes out of your beautiful  body if you dont find anything i say funny ??

Laughter makes us forget all our problems and get taken away in the moment.  In any case,  who ever died of laughter?  On the contrary,  laughter increases our days on earth. And that way we can stay closer.

They say it’s all good to date a funny guy. He’ll make you laugh and laugh until you find yourself naked. And is getting naked with someone you love and getting down (not pun intended)  to serious business not a wonderful thing?.  Hopefully they are not are a joke bedroom  matters.

I once met a girl. She would give Wema Sepetu a run for her money with her beauty and booty.  Her fragrance was so captivating.  So i approached her and started a conversation. Everything was going on all well till i started infusing jokes and humour into the conversation.

All of a sudden she sulks up and the conversation ends up becoming trash. I just walked out on her and told her it could never work out if she did not find humour a good quality in a guy.

What she fails to realise is the so  obvious fact that humour is a recipe for relieving stress.  Even the holy book and science agree on that.  On a bad day,  what would come in handy than a smile without having to spend a penny.  Thats the power of a laughter.  It makes you forget all your tribulations. With no penny spent.

Take the heat out of difficult situations with a joke in there.

Disclaimer,  i am not saying you lose your mind and go making jokes at everything and everywhere.  Find an appropirate environment to make jokes. Do not laugh at a funeral – that will be disrespectful and most importantlu,  the deceased will haunt you.

Learn to infuse humour with romance and trust you me,  your relationship will be sweeter than Nameless’  and Wahu’s.

Adios.  Chao.

And ofcourse,  dont fail to thank me later. In the comment section.